I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
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I'm Delany. I like literature and indie music. I'm a full time student looking into colleges and getting ready for life, ugh, how terrifying.
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Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.
It’s $69.99. (lol)
My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.
“Dubstep.”
(via vans-and-lesbians)
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Even our beer pong is bigger in Texas. TFM.
can we just acknowledge how amazing this is!!!!!
THIS NEEDS TO BE MY SUMMER GOAL.
This is so cool.
uhm this needs to happen.
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hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
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if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
(via passionately-misbehaving)
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Lying around listening to some good music:) #me #blackandwhite #music #glasses #hair #wingedeyeliner
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I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
jesus christ this is so much better than all of the “you don’t have to be size zero!!!!!” and “i don’t mind living in a man’s world if i can be a woman!!!!!!!” bullshit related to marilyn monroe i see.
sisterhood yo….
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We talked for a few minutes. She told me that she’d had a plan to join the Navy out of high school, but that fell apart because her knees were bad. She told me that she’d just finished working a 12 hour shift on a food truck. She told me that she’d moved to New York for no reason, just to get out of Kansas. “But I’m so glad I came,” she said.
“Why’s that?” I asked. Her eyes began to water.
“Because I’m so in love with a girl right now.”
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Anonymous asked: I think you mentioned a Hannah in a post or two??
Hannah is one of my best friends. We are so close we can practically read each others minds. We make hundreds of jokes together and poke fun at each other a lot. She’s gorgeous but hella self conscious and stressed all the time. She underestimates her own intelligence. she never tells me what’s wrong which is frustrating to say the least so I just stopped asking knowing she’ll talk to me if she truly wants to. She’ll read this post. And she might’ve even sent this ask. I wouldn’t know. But I love ya dollface. You’re one of my best friends.
Then there’s Hannah two but we’re new friends. More on that as it develops.
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Anonymous asked: Emily?
There’s a girl a year below me named Emily. We were kinda friends back in middle school but we really got to know each other when she joined varsity singers, my schools auditioned choir. Her fashion is cute in that geek chic kinda way. She rocks the shit out of it and her hips are rockin. Then I find out she has this sweet jazzy voice that is just so wonderful. But she’s so shy it’s sad. She needs to get some more confidence because she is a talented, stylish, beautiful, sweetheart who deserves some spotlight. I hope she finds her voice and let’s it be heard!
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Anonymous asked: Sarah?
Let me tell you about my dear friend Sarah. Shes really pretty and loves to talk like Jenna Marbles. She’s a year above me and she tends to intimidate all the younger classmates probably because she’s drum major. Our band director gives her a lot of undeserved shit. She is sometimes rather unmotivated but she always pulls through. We have had our periods of distance but have never fought. I do a lot of nice things for her in particular out of
my friends though I don’t know why. I ran her ice cream when she broke up with her boyfriend and gave her her Christmas present early because she was having a tough day. I’ll run to her house at a moments notice when something huge happens. She’s really supportive and understanding of me and what I’ve been going through and she has great advice. She knows when to be serious about things and when to be fun and I love her to death. I’ll be sad to see her graduate. It’ll be hard not seeing her in choir every day next year.
